The secret to a happy marriage? Fannies that spray together, stay together. No matter the couple, each classy caboose will be celebrating a toilet upgrade that says “Yeah, we had the best wedding guests ever. Instead of a useless salad spinner, we got this bidet attachment that makes our newlywed nether regions glimmer”. Just get ‘em an e-gift card online, forward/print the email, and their honeymoon will be as magical as the first time they pooped with the door open.